Gee Doug. Thank you so much! We're deeply flattered you read the whole thing! Now for the truth:

Said article was written by a Mr. Wayne Sterling (now why does that name seem familiar). After writing this piece Mr. Sterling proceeded to gain 15 lbs. Fashion is about contradiction, right?

Once again thank you for the kind words and stay tuned for Mr. Sterling's upcoming piece on the New York Fall shows.

Yours obediently
NYW.