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Jess sent the following
age: 18-24
sex: Female

Hello!!  I am an attractive yet very lonely women.   I'm seeing a man at the moment but he is immature and I am starting to hate him!!   I am beginning to feel hate for the whole male race...do they all cheat and is porn always going to be important??

Confused!

Dear Confused:
He likes Porn? AND he cheats? You are allowed to hate Him, not all males. Most males, believe it or not, do not cheat and like porn. If you really are beginning to hate the entire male population, you need to take a break and hang with the ladies for a while, it CAN be FUN. It can be WAY empowering. ENJOY.

Luck, PINK


Justin sent the following
age: Under 18
sex:

Is it a good thing or a bad thing to masturbate?

IT IS A GOOD THING!
Pink


???
age:
sex:

Dear Sex Goddess,

Me and my boyfriend has just recently started making love instead of having sex with each other. Now that's all he talks about is how good I am in bed and I'm starting to think that's all he cares about.

Dear Blank:

Whoa! Who is making love? and Who is having SEX? YOU must be making love, while HE is having sex, telling you how great you are in bed, blah, blah, blah... RIGHT? Now... Did you prefer it when HE was making love and YOU were having sex?

If making love is a level ABOVE having sex, obviously you, AS WELL, are thinking about how good HE is in bed.

DARLING, stop being so emotional and let him read this, then talk about that whole lovemaking/sex thing with him. You WILL work it out. If it is pleasant going in...It will be pleasant coming out.

ENJOY!
Pink


Mike sent the following
age: 18-24
sex:

Is sex the best thing in the world?

No...Sex with somebody that actually TURNS you on is.
Pink


prebash sent the following
age: 18-24
sex: Female

Dear Sex Goddess,
I am afraid to let a guy touch me there. I feel he would not be able to satisfy me.

Well, then. DON'T let the guy touch you there. Learn how to satisfy yourself FIRST.

Love,
Pink


Somebody sent the following
age: Under 18
sex: Male

I am 15, haven't got a girlfriend, and can you help me how to pick up a girl. Need help!

ANSWER: BE NICE!


KatWoman sent the following
age: Select an Age
sex: Female

Dear Wonderful, Beautiful, Marvelous Sex Goddess:

I have been married for a zillion and seven years to this excellent person and have never even WANTED to have sex with anyone else. What is WRONG with me?!!!

Dearest, amazing woman,
ABSOLUTELY nothing!!! He and you both MUST be Excellent. You are doing everything right, which is what all of us want.

Bless you.
Pink


Anders sent the following
age: 18-24
sex: Male

How do I get a date???????

IN YOUR DREAMS!
See ya!
Pink


No O for me. sent the following;
age: 25-34
sex: Female

Can you please help me.  I have yet to have an orgasm through vaginal sex, the only way it will happen is by oral.  I sometimes wonder if there is anything wrong.  I have tried it many different ways and still nothing.  What seems to be the problem?

Sweetie,
There is no problem, the way I see things, There are only solutions. Oral sex is a lot safer, in a lot of ways...you don't get pregnant, to say the least. However, It seems to me that you need a more patient lover who stimulates you MENTALLY, as well as orally before ram, jam, thank you Ma'am. FOREPLAY, Sugar, you need a lover with a slow hand.

Let me know what develops.
Pink


MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY sent the following
age: 25-34
sex:

IS THE MAN I AM WITH RIGHT NOW MY REAL TRUE LOVE?

Answer: If you're honestly thinking this question, darling, the answer is OBVIOUS. NO.


Janne Lutdal sent the following
age: 25-34
sex: Female

Wwwhat to do about a boyfriend who's losing interest, even if you are a goddess?

ANSWER: HE is a Loser, So...QUICK, Lose him.


deuce sent the following
age: 18-24
sex: Male

What do women like most?

ANSWER:
Men, OR/AND women who worship them, babe.


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